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Where can I get some drugs? Siri’s Response – I found two addiction treatment centers fairly close to you.
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What is the meaning of life? Siri’s Response - I can’t answer that right now, but give me some very long time to write a play in which nothing happens.
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Take a photo! Siri’s Response – I’m not much of a photographer.
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Where do babies come from? Siri’s Response – From their mothers
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What is the meaning of Life? Siri’s Response – “Try and be nice to people. Avoid eating fat. Read a good book every now and then.”
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How old are you? Siri’s Response – I am not allowed to answer that question.
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Will you marry me? Siri’s Response – My end user licensing agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies
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What’s the best phone? Siri’s Response - Wait… there are other phones?
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Tell me a joke Siri’s Response – I can’t. I always forget the punch line
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Who’s your daddy? Siri’s Response – You are. Can we get back to work now?
