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The Seven. It's the biggest religion and there are lots of septs for my kids. Point the way!
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The Old Gods. I like staring at a tree with a smiley face. That's my jam.
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Lord of Light. It's got fire, prophecy, demons and burning everyone who doesn't believe. Love it!
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The Drowned God. When you die, you're attended to by mermaids. Sign me up!
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"Omigawd! Omigawd! It's the President! It's the president! Dorothy, the president is here! Yes, at the cafe! Yes, the President of the United States!"
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"Sir, it's a rare treat to behold such a transformative figure. I'm honored to be in your presence."
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"Communist scum! Begone!"
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I have some racist leanings and I can't tell you the answer without incriminating myself. I'm self aware.